I got an Account Restriction Warning from Facebook earlier because I posted this book cover image. They’ll be burning books next if we don’t continue to question them. Wankers. I took down the post after lodging my protest, just in case the person checking the AI complaint is as uptight as the idiot that set the AI parameters in the first place.

Useful phrases for a time traveller …

I Read It In A Book:

“a long chain of expletives, of which Futue te ipsum (go fuck yourself) was the least offensive.”

Stercus accidit (shit happens), Caius whispered.”

– Janice Frost, “Dark Secret”

I Read It In A Book:

“The very first kiss she gave him was electric …
and he was toast”

– Mike Faricy, “Russian Roulette”

I Read It In A Book:

“… she had developed what would seem to be a voracious appetite for the aggregation of new experiences.”

– Roy Lewis, “A Dartmoor Murder”

So much nicer than “she’s the town bike.

I Read It In A Book:

“Funny, when you’re young you want every day to be better than the last. After you’ve travelled a few miles, you just wish each day could be as good.”

– Tony Dunbar, “Trick Question”